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Welcome to the most Pointless page on the web!!!
If ya dont wanna read all the quotes, scroll thru em!
THE FLAVOR OF THE WEEK IS..
tar jello
PAST WEEK FLAVORS
lettuce soup(dont ASK)
peachsicle
root beer
lime
orange
snuffleberry
kookaberra
(if u go to my school, tell me the flavor of the week and i'll give u something.)
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here are some cool quotes i like:
Well, when I write the songs, I'm never really conscious of the fact that millions of people are going to hear it. Usually when I'm writing, I'm so inside myself and completely unaware of the rest of the world and so that fear of being exposed is never an issue. That only happens afterwards when I have to do interviews [laughs] or when I hear a song on the radio or something. I feel so much more comfortable expressing myself with music and lyrics than I do in normal conversation because I feel that the music does much more justice to my experiences and conflicts. Because when I just talk about it, I listen back to what I said or I read what I said and I think, oh, that's just a one-dimensional version of the experience or it's just really selling the whole thing short. But when I listen to a song I wrote, I think, yeah, that's exactly how I felt. That's 100% of the feeling right there.
- rivers cuomo
So many assholes, so few bullets.
- Ford Fairlane - Rock'n'Roll Detective
HORROR FILM WISDOM:
1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
3) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
4) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.
5) When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.
6) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
If you're running from the monster, you will most likely trip or fall. If you are female you will.
7) Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine, especially if it is called Derry.
8) If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
9) When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.
10) People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.
11) Do not call the police as they are either evil and will turn you in or will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.
12) If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload).
13) If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.
14) Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.
15) If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!
15) If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise utterly destroy him.
- Anonymous
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller
"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers."
- Clerks
The way I see it, you got two choices. You either gotta get busy livin'... or get busy dyin'.
- Shawshank Redemption
I am ready man, check it out, I am the ULTIMATE bad ass. State-of-the-bad-ass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx...FWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic, electronic, BALL breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharpsticks...
- Hudson
Other dude: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
- Adam Sandler, as Happy Gilmore
"I fart in your general direction!"
- Monty Python
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
- The Last Boy Scout
In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions of what we found out, that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal.
- The Breakfast Club
You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. The things you own end up owning you.
Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"
Sometimes, I wish I was a lesbian.
Chandler, Friends
Captain, with all due respect... Fuck you... Sir!"
Outbreak
Fate is just what you call it when you don't know the name of the person screwing you over.
Malcolm in the Middle
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