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Sick and tired of hearing *NSYNC scream and whine and shout
What's the deal with this pop band and when are they gonna fade out
The thing you got to realize, what they're doing is just a trend
Does anybody hear my plea, we gotta bring them to an end
Come on, now...

It doesn't matter,
How hard they try, their music's just a wreck.
All that matters,
is that you recognize there's no talent to detect!
It doesn't matter,
They're so popular, I wish their career would die!
All that matters,
is that they are stopped, 'cause their music is such a crime.
(come on now)

CHORUS:
Do you ever wonder why, they climb the charts so high?
It makes me want to die, *NSYNC should just quit while they're ahead
Before we are all dead
I've got an aching head, come on now
Will they please, stop

Gotta stop, they have to stop
I really hate this dirty pop
Will they please

Now, why they wanna try to pacify the critics like they do
Cause I'm not falling for their game, can I say the same for you
I have nothing for *NSYNC but animosity
They gotta stop now, then we will be fine, people can't you see

It doesn't matter,
How hard they try, their music's just a wreck.
All that matters,
is that you recognize there's no talent to detect!
It doesn't matter,
They're so popular, I wish their career would die!
All that matters,
is that they are stopped, 'cause their music is such a crime.
(come on)

Do you ever wonder why
(why),
they climb the charts so high?
(climb the charts so high)
It makes me want to die, *NSYNC should just quit while they're ahead
(Quit while they're ahead)
Before we are all dead
(Before we're dead)
I've got an aching head, people come on
Will they please, stop

Ooooooooooooo
Man I'm tired of *NSYNC

*NSYNC, *NSYNC, *NSYNC stop!
*NSYNC stop
Do you ever wonder wonder wonder wonder...

(oh) Do you ever wonder why
(ever wonder why)
They climb the charts so high?
(climb the charts so high)
It makes me want to die, *NSYNC should just quit while they're ahead
(quit while they're ahead)
Before we are all dead
(We're all dead)
I've got an aching head, come on now
Will they please...

Do you ever wonder why
(Do you ever wonder)
They climb the charts so high?
(How they climb so high, baby)
It makes me want to die, *NSYNC should just quit while they're ahead
(quit while they're ahead)
Before we are all dead...
I've got an aching head...
Oh oh oh
Will they please...

Do you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder why)
They climb the charts so high?
(How they climb so high)
It makes me want to die, *NSYNC should just quit while they're ahead
(quit while they're ahead)
Before we are all dead...
I've got an aching head...
People come on

Will they please... STOP!

STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!






WERE NOT ANOTHER BOYBAND

Nick Distorted- Not another boyband (coughNSYNCcough)

Lets talk about cheap... music
The kind that's hired out,
Beats, looks, dancing and sucky voices
Is what its all about

Lets talk about you, You say
Our music is your life
Cheers our fans up when they're feeling low
And there's something that you outta know,
I’M telling you
Good music comes from inside,
Is all you really have to know



CHORUS

Listen, we mean it
Our music come from our soul
Were just a group of singers...doing what we really love
We’ve heard enough,
The nonsense must come to an end
Were not another boyband

Let’s talk about the hard work... we've done
To become your number one
It wasn’t all the promises of Fame, Money and Award that turned us on
We seen it done before * shouts * New Kids ...and more
Greed takes over your through for sure
This is what we want t with our life
Stop saying that were giving up
We’re telling you
This is what we want with our life
Stop saying that were giving up

Listen, we mean it
Our music is from our soul
Were just a group of singers ....doing what we really love
We’ve heard enough,
The nonsense must come to an end
Were not another boyband

* Distorted * Not another boyband

STOP
Heyyyyy, aayyy

Give us a change
You’ll find out
What we’re all about,
Were singers, Doing what we love
The nonsense must come to an end
Were not another boyband

Listen, we mean it
Our music is from our soul
Were just a group of singers doing what we really love
We’ve heard enough,
The nonsense must come to an end

Were not another, not another, not another boyband

Give us a change
Listen, we mean it
You’ll find out
Our music is from our soul
What we’re all about,
Were just a group of singers doing what we really love
Were just doing what we looove
We’ve heard enough,
The nonsense must come to an end
Were noott.....
Were not another boyband


IMITATION (affirmation)- dont ASK

I believe in wearing shirts and pants that are too tight for you
I believe that I'm a fruit and Daniel Jones is a fruit too
I believe that I can sing about anything in this world
I believe that thick black glasses make look more like a nerd
I beieve that some people can cook without a recipe
I believe that having wings can make you feel completely free

I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rime

I believe your family is better than a pile of rocks
I believe that Santa makes his elves go near the smelling socks
I believe you should watch out for people that have caught the flu
I believe that baked-beans tastes like crap because they're good for you
I believe in eves-dropping without telling that you are there
Watching Regis Philbin aask "who wants to be a millionaire?"

I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rime

I believe a locksmith has the key to all the locked doors
I believe the weather's bad cause they want us to watch TV more
I believe that God created Earth but not the human race
I believe you should kick back if someone kicks mud in your face

I believe you're always getting twice of what you give returned
I believe that "Affirmation" is better than "Crash and Burn"
I believe the grass is always greener on the other side
I believe your songs can sell even you don't know how to rhyme



NSYNC- Why Why Why? (Bye Bye Bye)

can someone shed some light
why we're on the radio every night
we all know this isn't right
hey baby c'mon
you love us endlessly
hey people can't you see
it's really time for you to just move on
we're really not that talented
it ain't no lie
but you have pictures of us by your bed
baby why why why

there's no meaning to our songs
but been popular for so long
you all love us but we're not sure why
baby why why why
I'm not tryin' to make this tough
a simple answer would be enough
your so clueless makes me want to cry
baby why why why

we just can't figure out
why when we sing all the girls shout
so give me one good reason
baby c'mon
were just tryin' to get on TV
and now we've really come to see
that fame is much easier than we had thought
we're really not that talented
it ain't no lie
but you have pictures of us by your bed
baby why why why

I'm not tryin' to make this tough
a simple answer would be enough
your so clueless make me want to cry
why why why
there's no meaning to our songs
but been popular for so long
you all love us but we're not sure why
baby why why why
I'm not tryin' to make this tough
a simple answer would be enough
your so clueless make me want to cry
baby why why why?


SUPERFICIAL - Destiny's Child

Producers,
Can you stomach this?
Record execs,
Can you stomach this?
Listening public,
Can you stomach this?
I don't think
They can stomach this.

Singers: Barely move,
We've arrived.
Think we sexy,
Think we fly.
Got no brain,
Empty inside.
DJ, jam tonight,
Spotted me a tender thang.
There you are,
Come on baby.
Why don't you wanna
Dance with me?
Can't you stomach,
Stomach me?

You gotta do much better,
If you gonna.
Play this show tonight.
You gotta work your mind,
If you gonna.
Make it not suck tonight,
Read my lips carefully,
If you like what you hear.
Move, groove, prove,
They don't run out of fear.
By the looks, you got them,
Fed up and sick of you.
Say 'goodbye' to that,
It's time for fade-out.

Singers: I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
'Coz my music's too
Superficial for ya, babe.

I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
'Coz my music's too
Superficial for ya, babe.

Listeners, can you stomach this?
Listeners, can you stomach this?
Listeners, can you stomach this?
I don't think they can stomach this

I'm about to cut you off,
Listening to this is hard.
Burn the tapes,
Break the CDs.
Rip the magazines,
Stop the DVDs.
Cool? Not!
It's no good.
Pretendin' that
You're from the hood.
Look over my shoulder,
I flip you the bird.
How can you stomach,
Stomach this?

Singers: I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
'Coz my music's too
Superficial for ya, babe.

I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
'Coz my music's too
Superficial for ya, babe.

Move your volume
Up and down.
(Eww!)
Till your songs
Hit the ground.
(Eww!)
I can't help but
Wonder why.
(Eww!)
Is being deep too
Difficult for you?
Sucks!

They play your music,
At every chance.
They want to whip
Your insipid songs till you
Slip into a trance.
You're hoping they can
Handle all this garbage
That you have.
Now let's cut the crap
And play some good jazz.

(Scatting)

Singers: I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
I don't think you're ready,
Your mind's not jelly.
'Coz my music's too
Superficial for ya, babe.



SUM 41- Makes No Difference!!!(Tastes like Chicken To Me)

Running to the kitchen
I smell somethin' cooking
Look in the oven it's nice chocolate cake
It smells nice and tasty
The icing is flaky
I can't wait to eat some tonight for dessert

But when it is time to
It's fine to you
But my tastebuds are different you see
Yeah, smells so well,
But I'm in hell
Because it tastes like chicken to me

It's time for Breakfast
I wake up to smell it
Pancakes and bacon and nice scrambled eggs
It's so appetizing
And very surprising
Your breakfasts are always better than the rest

But when I eat this food
It spoils the mood
My tastebuds don't know it's the best
Yeah, I can't eat more
my mouth is sore
>From sayin' "It tastes like chicken to me"

It tastes like chicken to me
It tastes like chicken to me
It tastes like chicken to me
It tastes like chicken

But when I eat this food
It spoils the mood
But my tastebuds are different you see
Yeah, smells so well,
But I'm in hell
Because it tastes like chicken to me

Tastes like chicken to me
Tastes like chicken to me
Tastes like chicken to me





ITS GONNA BE RIGGED (its gonna be me)

We might've been born ok
or until we signed with jive
For awards, we can't believe we're eligible, oh oh oh
Carson Daly told me
That we made him believe in
no talent, equals teenies
maybe he's right

Every little ass we suck,
Never seems to give us luck,
We don't wanna lose all the fans,
So we'll do it again,
Baby when we finally,
Win an award,
Guess what,
It's gonna be rigged

We like boys, babe
But they reject, and you know
They're only in good taste
We're just too blind, too see
That in the end we know its gonna be BSB
Just can't deny
And this is why

Every little ass we suck,
Never seems to give us luck,
We don't wanna lose all the fans,
So we'll do it again,
Baby when we finally,
Win an award,
Guess what, (guess what)
It's gonna be rigged

That'll be the day
When we're so far from number 1, you'll see..
It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna
We're gonna be cheap
All that we do
is never enough for proof
that we're falling to debt
But we saw that coming

*this is the part where i skip a whole bunch of lines because they're just repeats of above. And that's boring.*

It's gonna be rigged..(this is where justin tries to sound all cool. TRIES is the operative word here..)





POP, a parody,

Sick and tired of hearin
All these people talk about
Nsync is on top now
And they're never gonna fade out
The thing you got to realize
What they're doin is just a trend
They got the gift of lipsynching
It's gonna bring them to an end
Pre-Chorus:
(It doesn't matter)
About the ugly dolls
Or the triflin ass lip gloss
(All that matters)
Is that the fans realize
That they're gonna get ripped off
(It doesn't matter)
That 3 never sing
Just Justin and JC
(All that matters)
That everyone knows
Who's got the better CD (Backstreet!)
Chorus:
Do you ever wonder why
When Justin sings he whines
They act like they are 9
It-sucks-when-you're
Not as cute as Frack
And all your songs are whack
And you think that you can rap
It must be...CRAP!
Piece of crap...it's straight up whack
(We never liked that)
piece of crap
Now, teenie fans try
To justify
The stupid things you do
Justin if you ever pushed me
I'd smack the sh*t out of you
They thought It'd end
And jumped for joy
When Bri and Kev got hitched
Well, Joey stuck it in
Twirled it around
And now the tables switched
Pre-chorus
Chorus
Man, I'm tired of ya'll singin
*wannabe rapping*
piece of, piece of, piece of...CRAP!
(Piece of crap)
*more wannabe rapping*
music...blah blah blah*